The worst team in the pro peloton? When you feel like blasting off on a ride Force = mass times acceleration Praying "on the rivet" Appear red to those you pass Sadly, missed yet another olympics General info
Is it new? Is it retro? Homage to the humble changer Keep warm/keep cool on your next ride An unequivocal statement Read up & submit your own

Yea, Brethren, open now your books to Revolutions 53:12. When Sunday morning rolls around and the spousal unit says "Why don't you ever come to church with me?" Face it: You know that you pray at the church of the bicycle, and this is no false idol. You figure anything that can get you 100 km down the road for the cost of a bean and cheese burrito is worth praying toward. In fact, I think they otta make you reverend. Maybe you should hold forth on Sunday mornings at the front of your flock. Before the meek inherit the earth let them grovel on your wheel a bit. Halleluiah!

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The Church of the Bicycle Jersey

Church of the Bicycle icon on the front, book of revolutions, 53:12 on the shoulders, clerical collar. Formal enough for Sunday services, casual enough for the coffee social after. 3/4 length hidden zipper, 3 roomy pockets on the back for your emergency ministry kit. Made of Aries Micro Plus sublimated fabric, Designed and Manufactured in California. Ships with a mess of Church of the Bicycle temporary tattoos (which were made in Arizona since you were wondering).
Now $69. (Please note orders made after March 20 will be shipped on March 31.)


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